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Nelly's avatar

18. Wearing flip flops. I don’t want to see your feet, sir. Girls at least bother to get a pedicure first.

Kathleen Benner's avatar

you’re so funny this is bible to me

Carly's avatar

this made me giggle so hard

Hol Harland's avatar

This is sooo fucking good. Not a single miss. Agree agree AGREE!!!

Maisie's avatar

I loved this post. I think we should all live by a lot of these. I was laughing at how relatable it is and it needs to be talked about more how gross straight men are sometimes, we definitely need charcuterie boards more than them

Umang Madhukar's avatar

hilarious. love you queen

tal saville's avatar

I'm actually obsessed with you, this is GOLD

Kara's avatar

Say it louder for the people in the back !!!!!

aylin's avatar

Hard agree 🫶🏼

Eric Alan Ponce's avatar

Chef at a tapas restaurant here! I make charcuterie and am in love with artfully asymmetrical cheese arrangements

Mia Sherin's avatar

you get a pass!!!

Jane's avatar

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Skylar's avatar

made me giggle, thank you

The City Edit's avatar

obsessed with all of these 🤭

Luca Bo's avatar

agreed except for the book one i need boys to read more literature

Single Man's avatar

You should subscribe

Karin Flodstrom's avatar

It seems only fair. We need to balance the scales here. Too funny!