So, what kind of porn does Jim like to watch? I thought we were building up to a search-term reveal here. I hope it turns out he’s into something super niche, like dirty-sock worship.
And Some Like It Hot and Tootsie came out decades apart from each other (the former is way *more* than fifty years old — hell, Marilyn Monroe has been dead for 63 years).
My elderly father could never get the hang of touchscreens. I tried to explain that capacitive touch senses flesh, like a fingertip. He would stab at the thing with his fingernail, harder and harder, growing more flustered and frustrated. As doctor's offices adopted this technology, checking in became a death-affirming experience.
Great and terrible story--it might be time for some tablet-compatible sanitizing wipes!
I am crying crying crying laughing laughing laughing
Very cool of you. Hopefully it doesn't fall into creepiness... it is nice to see people seeing people rather than age per se.
hilarious read. thanks for sharing, jim seems like a gem
This is straight-up good karma
Finally not the 22nd woman blaming all of society’s ills on porn
So, what kind of porn does Jim like to watch? I thought we were building up to a search-term reveal here. I hope it turns out he’s into something super niche, like dirty-sock worship.
And Some Like It Hot and Tootsie came out decades apart from each other (the former is way *more* than fifty years old — hell, Marilyn Monroe has been dead for 63 years).
Ah yes, you're totally right! That was my mistake!
As a new Yorker myself (and a woman) I thought I'd seen it all. Clearly not!
This is hilarious!
I love Jim. So wholesome ☺️
MIA!!!! Bahahahaha I love this. Jimmy boy
My elderly father could never get the hang of touchscreens. I tried to explain that capacitive touch senses flesh, like a fingertip. He would stab at the thing with his fingernail, harder and harder, growing more flustered and frustrated. As doctor's offices adopted this technology, checking in became a death-affirming experience.
Great and terrible story--it might be time for some tablet-compatible sanitizing wipes!
This sounds like a setup for a porno…
Gortin! You totally read this all wrong!
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